Mothers of little boys work from son up till son down!-- Author Unknown
Baseball is where boys practice being men and men practice being boys, and they get real good at it.-- Mary Cecile Leary
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."--Harmon Killebrew
There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son--Author: Unknown
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang!"--George F. Will
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.--Plato
Raising Boys Roberta I. Teague
I scrub the wall of fingerprints, Pick up the mounds of clothes.
I sweep the dirt that shoes track in- Wish I could use a hose! Meals are served from dawn to dark, Dirty dishes crowd the sink. Just when they're washed and put away- Everyone wants a drink!
The washer pulls the dirty grime From pants worn thin and patched. They look so very neat and clean- Yuck, look what the pockets hatched! Broken bones and bloody knees, I should have been a nurse. I take it all in shaky stride- Just grateful it's not worse! Screams and shouts and arguments Test the keeping of my cool. They left the neighbor's faucet on- See their new front yard pool! A soothing bath is ecstasy, A reward at the end of my rope. Raising boys isn't really bad- But first I must wash the soap!
A rose can say I Love You, Orchids can enthrall; But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist, Oh my, that says it all! Raising boys is as hard as it looks.
If you have a little boy, All your very own,Then you have enough and more, To make a happy home.
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